I haven’t yet read the full 97-page “autopsy” that the Republican Party released this morning, but it looks like it does touch on some important issues that Republicans are going to have to address if they want to win future elections: Minority outreach, a shorter primary season, better data management. I love this line from the Politico story about the report:

โ€œAsked to describe Republicans, they said that the Party is โ€˜scary,โ€™ โ€˜narrow minded,โ€™ and โ€˜out of touchโ€™ and that we were a Party of โ€˜stuffy old men,โ€™โ€ it states.

But I think that this paragraph is much more telling:

For instance, there are no references to abortion or Planned Parenthood โ€” or any of the issues that were at the heart of the battle for female voters last year. The report says the GOP lost the โ€œwar on womenโ€ messaging but doesnโ€™t make clear how the party should be on offense going forward.

For all the talk of inclusiveness, there seems to be a stubbornness about the party, an inability to admit that the policies are the problem. And as much as this report will drive the discussion this week, I don’t think it’s going to make much of a difference in the party. Note, for instance, that it was released immediately after CPAC. Why wouldn’t Republican leadership want this report to be a major topic of discussion at the one event of the year where the most prominent members of the party are in attendance? Because they knew the report would be backed against a wall and ripped to shreds by speech-makers who are eager for an easy applause line.

Speaking as someone who watched every single Republican debate of the 2012 election cycle, I can tell you what effect this report will have on the next Republican presidential debate: Some fringe-y candidate will grunt out some boilerplate like: “I don’t care what some market-tested report full of skewed polls tells us about the Republican Party. We don’t tailor our values to what the mainstream media wants us to think. We think what we think because we know it’s right, and no report is gonna change our minds.” Cue hoots and cheers from the audience, cue praise from the right-wing blogosphere, cue the end of this report.

5 replies on “I Haven’t Read It Yet, but I’ll Tell You Why This Republican Autopsy Is Useless”

  1. Jesus, lighten the fuck up on these comments. If your fragile sensibilities are so offended, don’t read the fucking post. I know that far more people read, more or less agree, and move on, then post-stalk this guy.

    All you end up doing is validating negative views of yourselves by eagerly waiting for one of Constant’s posts and then “zinging” him in the comments.

    Let it go. Be cool.

  2. Goon,

    Because I get the feeling there are a lot of people here that enjoy reading Blogtown (duh), enjoy reading thoughtful and interesting analysis and perspectives about national political issues, and simply wish Blogtown could someday start doing that. That’s all. Sure, we can and do get decent news and analysis on other sites, but we like it here, too, and I’m sure it makes some people at least a little sad that the site chooses not to provide any thought-provoking, witty, pointed, funny, whatever commentary on important political issues.

  3. Wait! You can’t make up a quote and BOLD YOUR OWN MADE UP QUOTE.

    Jesus fucking christ… I don’t usually chide the editors around here because, meh, free paper, but the Merc has gone down the shitter in the last five years.

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