LET'S GO, BRAINY PANTS! It's time once again to put your brainy-brain to the test with this week's edition of POP QUIZ PDX—our weekly, local, sassy-ass trivia quiz. And this week, we'll be testing your knowledge about local Pinocchios, celebrity Santas, and wealthy businesses who make their fortune in Portland and then run away at the first sign of trouble, and NO, I'm NOT really surprised! 😡

Also, guess what? You can also enter to win FREE PIZZA from our friends at the always delicious Atlas Pizza, just for taking the quiz and signing up for our brainy newsletters during the last question!

But before we continue... HOW DID YOU DO ON THE PREVIOUS QUIZ? Ummmmm... not so great? And get this: Only 14 (!!) out of hundreds correctly answered that Thanksgiving dinner should be served no later than 5 pm! (Most of you said 7 pm? What? DO YOU WANT ME TO STARVE TO DEATH???)

OKAY, TIME FOR A NEW QUIZ! Take this week's quiz below, take our previous pop quizzes here, and come back next week for a brand spankin' new quiz! (Having a tough time answering this quiz? It's probably because you aren't getting Mercury newsletters! HINT! HINT!) Now crank up that cerebellum, because it's time to get BRAINY!