Award for best storefront in North Portland goes to Boom Boom Balloons (2739 N Lombard St):
Awesomely alliterated title aside, what is more alluring than a decahedral—geometry is totally in right now—pumpkin piñata? Perhaps a hybrid ostrich-flamingo piñata, mid-flight? Or two SpongeBob and Patrick piñatas, frozen in a moment of intimacy? (Patrick looks reluctant; Sponge Bob is all about it—his eyelashes have migrated to his forehead he’s so excited.)
As you can see, Boom Boom Balloons has all of this. AND, for $45 and up, Boom Boom will customize a piñata just for you…yup, that’s right, your very own custom piñata. Allow for about two weeks.
Here’s my piñata proposal. (Though they may have trouble with the spindly fingers, I have faith in Boom Boom):
A rare excuse to post a completely adorable tarsier. Can they get any cuter? Of course I wouldnt swing at him, just keep him around for posterity.
What’s yours?
Are you sure this isn’t a vending machine in Tokyo?
While you’re there, don’t forget to visit Lady Secrets next door! What are Lady Secrets? They’ll never tell!
But they have something to do with red nylon and fake boas.
“What’s yours?”
WHY, A PENIS OF COURSE
I LOVE BASHING THE SHIT OUT OF PENISES