In honor Pugsday (eh, that was a reach), back-to-back Pug posts.
(Sorry, lonely cat people, you’ll have to wait until Friday for your revenge.)

Happy Birthday wishes go out to the Official Mercury Dog, Olive, who turns five years old today. May you have five more years of knocking over trashcans and barking at the creepy people who stop by the office.

Olive, please come back to the office. A lot of crumbs have accumulated at my desk in your absence. They were made special for your birthday.
Happy birthday, Olive!! I hope that the Mercury staff treats you to a cuter new toy.
What a adorable Pug! Friday = PugsDay!
Happy birthday Olive! The sunny spot by my desk is a’waiting!
Frosty Paws for everyone! Little O, come back soon. My lap is so cold, I can’t work.
Happy 35, Dawg
Happy birthday, Olive.
Happy Birthday Olive! I remember that one time you snuffled and snorted your way into my lap in the Mercury lobby. Your wheezing made me so happy.
The days you are waiting for me on top of the stairs and you do that little excited shuffle are the best day ever.
Happy Birthday stinky.
PS: Snort snort.