1. Best advice on dating without resorting to apps?

Go places, do shit, meet people โ€” fuck, rinse, repeat.

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2. Iโ€™m about to visit a gay nudist resort for the first time (although Iโ€™ve been to heterosexual nudist resorts in the past). Iโ€™ve been bi all my life and am now in my 70s. What should I expect?

Dick if youโ€™re lucky, crabs if youโ€™re not.

ย 3. Iโ€™m a heterosexual woman and I donโ€™t like to kiss a guy after heโ€™s gone down on me. Is there something wrong with me? Do most women not mind?

For some of us, making out with someone who just went down on us โ€” someone who just ate our pussy or our ass or sucked our dick โ€” presents us with an opportunity to taste a part of our bodies we would never be able to reach with our own tongues. But opportunity โ‰  obligation. If you donโ€™t want to taste your own pussy or your own ass or your own cock, you donโ€™t have to. Sending someone off to wash their face in the middle of sex would indeed be weird, but wiping someoneโ€™s face with the t-shirt you were wearing before you started fucking around can be kinda hot โ€” but you gotta remember to call โ€™em a dirty pervert while you do.

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