Women often accuse me of being shallow—and I am. I enjoy Totino’s frozen pizza rolls more than an expensive cheese plate, I prefer Justin Bieber to Adele, and while I’m not diametrically opposed to meaningful sex, I think meaningless sex feels just about as good. BUT SEE? As it turns out, I’M not the shallow one—WOMEN ARE. And Science!™ has finally proven it. Here’s the proof from the world’s leading scientific journal, Britain’s The Daily Mail.
Women find happy men significantly less sexually attractive than those who swagger or brood, researchers said today.
They are least attracted to smiling men, instead preferring those who looked proud and powerful, or moody and ashamed, according to a study.
In contrast, men are most sexually attracted to women who look happy, and least attracted to those who appear proud and confident.
Women of the world? I AWAIT YOUR APOLOGY.
sorry, dude
THANK YOU. Anyone else?
Nope. This is all Steve’s fault.
“moody and ashamed”
DAMN! I finally know why I’m an irresistible babe magnet.
Pitiful sample size. OK Cupid looked at the same thing, with 7,000 people and got a much more interesting result. Women want you to smile at them, but not the rest of the world…
http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/the-4-bi…
Oh, women like bad boys? Is this a thing now?
Sorry butt f**ker
i don’t need science to tell me women like dudes who are total dicks. I just have to look at which one of my friends is getting laid
Wow, Mercury staff did not know that…Since you have got to be the most arrogant, self loathing, reporters of nothing, living in the land of the peppiest people on the planet…sic.
Okay. But what do guys like? I expect balanced journalism from the merc.
Women are hopeless. They crap on about wanting and demanding respect from men and yet find men who treat them like shit the sexiest? But this isnt the whole picture. They will love a guy who doesn’t smile and broods BUT he must be hot of course. If he isn’t attractive then he just doesn’t count. So brooding, proud, unsmiling guys if you are UGLY then forget it. You better start smiling fast.