Currently, there are two ways to keep your teen daughter from becoming pregnant: 1) Trick her into becoming a lesbian. It’s really not that difficult. 2) When it’s time to give her the talk about the “birds and the bees,” show her this Japanese anime that precisely depicts what will happen when she experiences her first “adult kiss.”

Tongue wraps to Buzzfeed.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=08Cqhu_BRPc%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1%26

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

6 replies on “Today in Bizarre Sex Education Tactics”

  1. WHAT THE FUCK STEVE!?!?

    That was wrong on several different levels. Those tongues entwining one another were not good to watch. Can we have less of that in everything everwhere from now on?

  2. That video was probably co-opted by the Bush Administration’s crack* team of sex education experts.

    *and by crack I mean they smoke it.

  6. @Marq apparently you’re not a big consumer of Japanese media. They’ve been insane for quite sometime. Bless their beautiful, insane little hearts. I love them.

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