Turn your speakers up. All the way, chickenshit.

See? Don’t fuck with polar bears. And go to hockey games. Or something. I don’t know. I love it. Hat tip to RT.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=O5YjPteCPLo%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1%26rel%3D0

With honor and distinction, Erik Henriksen served as the executive editor of the Portland Mercury from 2004 to 2020. He can now be found at henriksenactual.com.

5 replies on “THE BEST TWO MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE BEGIN… NOW.”

  1. That asshole polar just blew up the moon which will no doubt alter Earh’s orbit and throw the entire planet in to an ice age, destroying most (if not all) life on the planet. I’m supposed to applaud that? I think not Mr. Bear. Your impulsive moon-destroying growls will not be rewarded with MY applause. Now if you don’t mind I have to prepare for the coming ice age and moon shrapnel. Ass.

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