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SAVAGE LOVE: Vibe Shifts

How do you plan a hot, sexy getaway with sexy friends? Or can you?

I’m a gay 35-year-old guy in the San Francisco area. I’m heading on a weekend getaway with my boyfriend and two other gay couples. We’re all solid but purely platonic friends — at least so far — but turning this “couples’ getaway” into a group play extravaganza sounds so hot to me. I believe everyone […]

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THE TRASH REPORT: Trump Jr. Got to See Sublime and All I Got Is a Huge Hit on My Retirement Savings

Let’s dig into the biggest, steaming pile of gossip of the week. 

Hi there! Welcome back to the Trash Report. I am mother trash panda, Elinor Jones. I hope you have been having a pleasant April spent refreshing your retirement account, wondering what was even the point of saving in your 20s for a future that may not happen when you could have just spent more money […]

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Good Morning, News: Portland Shows Up for “Hands Off!” Protest, Feds Target U of O Student, and Stock Market Suffers an “Orange Monday”

If you’re reading this, you probably know the value of the Mercury’s news reporting, arts and culture coverage, event calendar, and the bevy of events we host throughout the year. The work we do helps our city shine, but we can’t do it without your support. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and […]

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Good Morning, News: Freak Folk Songwriter Michael Hurley Has Died, PSU Protesters Get Probation, and DOGE Cuts Hit Oregon Humanities

If you appreciate the Mercury‘s interesting and useful news & culture reporting, consider making a small monthly contribution to support our editorial team. Your donation is tax-deductible.  Good Morning, Portland! Don’t be alarmed. Keep veepin. Cue up this Michael Hurley playlist from Mississippi Records and let’s hit the news. IN LOCAL NEWS:• Though singer-songwriter—pioneer of freak folk—Michael Hurley […]

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Good Morning, News: Oregon AG Goes After RFK, a “Portland Sunday Market” that Sells Drugs, and Trump’s “Liberation Day” Fails Spectacularly

If you’re reading this, you probably know the value of the Mercury’s news reporting, arts and culture coverage, event calendar, and the bevy of events we host throughout the year. The work we do helps our city shine, but we can’t do it without your support. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism […]

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Good Morning, News: Elon Musk Loses in Wisconsin, Tesla Protesters Keep Protesting, and I-5 Rose Quarter Project Moves Forward

If you’re reading this, you probably know the value of the Mercury’s news reporting, arts and culture coverage, event calendar, and the bevy of events we host throughout the year. The work we do helps our city shine, but we can’t do it without your support. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism […]

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SAVAGE LOVE: Quickies

Get your sex advice lickety-split with this edition of Savage Love: Quickies!

1. How does one find the clitoris?  I’m told the clitoris is not hard to find — go north, young man — but if one tries to find it and one fails, one should pull over (or pull out) and ask for directions.  2. If someone tells you to “do whatever you want,” should you? […]

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Good Morning, News: Cory Booker’s Marathon Filibuster, ICE’s Accidental Deportation, and ODOT’s Major Freeway Project It Can’t Afford to Finish

If you’re reading this, you probably know the value of the Mercury’s news reporting, arts and culture coverage, event calendar, and the bevy of events we host throughout the year. The work we do helps our city shine, but we can’t do it without your support. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism […]

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Good Morning, News: Portland Loves Portland Again, GOP Wants to End Oregon’s Vote By Mail, and “Cheesehead” Musk Tries to Buy Wisconsin Election

If you’re reading this, you probably know the value of the Mercury’s news reporting, arts and culture coverage, event calendar, and the bevy of events we host throughout the year. The work we do helps our city shine, but we can’t do it without your support. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and […]

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