If you’re reading this, you probably know the value of the Mercury’s news reporting, arts and culture coverage, event calendar, and the bevy of events we host throughout the year. The work we do helps our city shine, but we can’t do it without your support. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism […]
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Good Morning, News: King Fool’s Disastrous Meeting, Oregon’s Trump Voters are in “Find Out” Mode, and Don’t Forget to SELL YOUR TESLA!
If you’re reading this, you probably know the value of the Mercury’s news reporting, arts and culture coverage, event calendar, and the bevy of events we host throughout the year. The work we do helps our city shine, but we can’t do it without your support. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and […]
Happening RIGHT NOW… the Delicious Fun of the Mercury’s SANDWICH WEEK!
IT’S A FACT: The pinnacle of human ingenuity is undoubtedly THE SANDWICH. And at long last, it’s time to celebrate humankind’s greatest feat with the Portland Mercury‘s Sandwich Week! (Special thanks and “howdy!” to our pals at Jim Beam and Travel Portland for their help!) And if you love sandwiches, you are gonna lose your damn mind, […]
How are you sleeping?
When apologizing, a meaningful apology goes beyond simply saying or thinking “I’m sorry.” While those words can acknowledge a mistake, they often feel superficial and don’t fully address the depth of the situation. A sincere apology requires taking responsibility for your actions, understanding the emotional impact you’ve caused, and conveying genuine regret in a way […]
I can’t believe it
How could we turn away from a country that has been our ally for decades? how could we deny the reality of who and how the war started? Why would we do this to support an authoritarian regime that jails people for being gay or for speaking against the government, instead of supporting the country […]
Daffodils and Armegeddon
This weekend, the sun was out and the flowers were in bloom and our government officailly announced to the word that we’re headed towards authoritarianism. I know we should probably protest or whatever, but we’ve been doing that for years and it’s getting us nowhere. I wore a t-shirt for the first time in months, […]
Dear Bigot,
It’s generally considered at the very least rude to kink shame without consent. I want to make this very clear to everyone out there, there is nothing wrong or shameful about sucking dick. It’s a perfectly normal and awesome thing for someone to do. It’s not something I would ever want to discourage any consenting […]
NOW HIRING: EverOut Manager and Mercury Bookkeeper!
The Mercury continues its growth spurt with the announcement of TWO additional FULL TIME positions in our super fun company. One is for the manager of EverOut, our very cool event calendar, and we need a new bookkeeper as well (calling all brainy types)! Here are the deets: Job Title: EverOut Manager Location: Portland, OR […]
Dear President Trump
I’m 60 years old and I have never seen an American president suck a Russian dick they way you did yesterday.
Good Morning, News: Oregon’s Union Membership is Growing, How to Buy Immigration Rights For $5M, and Trump’s New DEI Police
The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please consider making a small monthly contribution, because without you, there is no us. Thanks for your support! Good Morning, Portland! Between yesterday’s mild temps and sunshine, and today’s forecast […]
Oops! I peed on you
You were in the stall next to the urinal. I whipped it out and my initial pee stream went far left and splattered on the floor and on your feet. You scooted your feet inwards and in the process dropped your phone on in my pee puddle. I quickly finished and booked it but bro, […]
Good Morning, News: ICE in Oregon, Republicans Vote to Make Life Worse, and “Nice” Canadians Reject Elon Musk (Good for Them!)
If you’re reading this, you probably know the value of the Mercury’snews reporting, arts and culture coverage, event calendar, and the bevy of events we host throughout the year. The work we do helps our city shine, but we can’t do it without your support. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and […]
