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Good Morning, News: Soaking Windy Weather, New City Council Steps Up, and Musk’s Unlawful (and Nosy) Email

If you’re reading this, you probably know the value of the Mercury’s news reporting, arts and culture coverage, event calendar, and the bevy of events we host throughout the year. The work we do helps our city shine, but we can’t do it without your support. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and […]

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Who are you?

I’m neurodivergent and I want you to think more about your behavior. Being neurodivergent means my brain works differently than most people’s, and because of this, I have faced many challenges that others might not try to understand. I have been the target of hurtful workplace gossip. People have spread rumors and fearmongered about me […]

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Immigrants

A good third of the country is ready to kill immigrants as they view them as foreign invaders, mass perpetrators of heinous crimes, job usurpers, and parasites feeding hoggishly at the public trough. Of course, none of this happens to be true. This is the crooked tale told by political operatives to create a distraction […]

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Good Morning, News: Disgraced Oregon Judge to Join DOJ, a Reimagined Pickathon, and Trump’s Poll Numbers are Tanking (Hardy-har-har!)

If you’re reading this, you probably know the value of the Mercury’s news reporting, arts and culture coverage, event calendar, and the bevy of events we host throughout the year. The work we do helps our city shine, but we can’t do it without your support. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism […]

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Meet the New Boss

They are kind and caring. They help people without a second thought. They have a strong, nerdy side that embraces geek culture. They have a healthy appreciate of scifi and quality comedy. They are reliable and consistent. They take responsibility for the world around them. They are better with numbers and budgets. They are good […]

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Why RFK Isn’t a Joke

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is defiantly ignorant—which is why he’s so dangerous.

Get your yucks out. Worm guy is funny. Worm guy is ridiculous. Ha ha ha ha ha therewasafuckingworminhisbrainorsohesays. Last week, the Senate actually confirmed Robert “The Worm” F. Kennedy Jr. as Secretary of Health and Human Services. A vaccine skeptic and conspiracy theorist is the most powerful health official in the United States, and therefore […]

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