Today in unasked-for remakes: Gemma Bovery.
Gemma Arterton
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Timberfleck Loses a Bet
Runner Runner: Central American Underworlds Should Be More Fun
Runner Runner: Central American underworlds should be more fun.
Posted inMovies & TV
Cold Blood
Byzantium: All Angst and No Bite
Byzantium is all angst and no bite.
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Bloodily Ever After
Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters: And You Thought Your Childhood Was Rough!
Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters is brainless, fun, and really, really bloody.
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Small-Town Girls
Tamara Drewe Updates the English Pastoral
Tamara Drewe updates the English pastoral.
Posted inMovies & TV
Chesty Jake
Even Jake Gyllenhaal’s Abs Can’t Save Prince of Persia
Even Jake Gyllenhaal’s abs can’t save Prince of Persia.
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One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
Homosexuals, come out. Heterosexuals, go back in.