GODS OF EGYPT is about as historically accurate as Disney’s Aladdin. The Earth is flat, mortals and deities live side-by-side, and everyone is fucking white (save moon god Thoth, played by Chadwick Boseman, an actor best known for his portrayal of James Brown in 2014’s Get On Up). Before it was even released, Gods of […]
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Nothing Matters
It’s all democracy and nihilism in 300: Rise of an Empire.
White House of Pain
Olympus Has Fallen is Die Hard in the White House! Okay!
Playing for Creeps
Playing for Keeps has some serious mommy ‘n’ daddy issues.
More Turf Than Surf
Surfer biopic Chasing Mavericks: plenty of biopic, not enough surfing.
White People Problems
This is the sort of movie Machine Gun Preacher is.
The Bail Enforcement Officer
The Bounty Hunter: Not an equal opportunity date movie.
Habeas Corpses
Law Abiding Citizen is the silliest episode of Law &
Order ever.
One Day at a Time
Dear celebrities who sleep with their fathers: EWW!
Romcom Gone Wrong
Misguided romcom The Ugly Truth bears no relation to truth
whatsoever.
I’m Staying Home
Delve even deeper into Watchmen with Tales of the Black Freighter.
