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Let’s Bone Santa

The Perfect Holiday: Um, Ick

Are you looking for love this Christmas? Are you hella divorced and sad? And tell me, how do you feel about fat suits? Totally turned on? I thought so. Well, you’re in for a treat, lady, because: “This Christmas, the perfect man just happens to be Santa.” That mind-blowing tagline belongs to The Perfect Holiday, […]

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