I don’t like it. I don’t like it at all. Find out what I’m griping about after the jump, and enjoy the view of Leanne’s latest challenge: What the hell!? NOBODY was eliminated from last night’s episode of Project Runway despite the apparent national unanimity of everyone wanting to get rid of Kenley, including the […]
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Why TV Was Better When We Were Kids
I liked television more when I was younger. Most likely because I had 8-14 hours of free time every day to watch it, but still, even with fancy gadgets like TiVo and hi-def screens, it’s just not the same. Plus, I’m convinced there is nothing currently on television more appealing than this glorious show (from […]
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Good Morning, News!
As the sweetened bailout bill prepares to go before Congress tomorrow, President Bush is offering free cheeseburgers and blowjobs to anyone who will vote for it. The coked up crybabies on Wall Street freaked out AGAIN today; the Dow drops another 200. According to an AP poll, Barack Obama has taken a seven-point lead over […]
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What Exactly Is Gotcha Journalism?
Wikipedia says the term refers “to methods of interviewing which are designed to entrap the interviewee into making statements which are damaging or discreditable to their character, integrity or repute.” In other words, to asking well-researched, incisive or pointed questions. Right? Granted, there’s a little more to it, including the selective editing of footage for […]
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Sarah Palin Rocks the Jazz Flute!
Perhaps you’ve already seen the Sarah Palin bikini video from her days as a beauty pageant contestant — but that’s not talent, people! “Talent” is rocking the shit out of a totally mellow jazz number with a flute! Behold as Sarah knocks those pageant-going Alaskans on their frozen asses with her awesome fluting! (Flauting?) PLEASE […]
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Shake Ya Cake!
America needs something to get it out of its Grumpy Gus funk… AND I HAVE FOUND THE SOLUTION! Do yourself a favor and spend 1:20 watching the funkiest, most hilarious remix I’ve seen in ages. It’s entitled “Cookin’ by the Book” and mashes up the little girl from Lazy Town with… Lil’ Jon?!Suffice it to […]
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Good Morning, News!
Congress is feeling much more optimistic about Wall Street Bailout Plan 2.0 (errr… sorry… rescue plan), and even John McCain is calling the bill an improvement. Thank you, old-useless-candidate-who-helped-fuck-things-up-in-the-first-place! Obama now leads McCain in key battleground states Florida, Ohio and Pennsylvania. Are the dumb people finally seeing the light? In an interview on NPR, John […]
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Jefferson High’s Hidden Arts Treasures
This is Jefferson High School principal Dr. Cynthia Harris with one of the 115 pieces of art that have been hiding in the school’s basement since the 1940s. The school is celebrating its centennial next May, and Portland Public Schools is now trying to raise $27,000 to restore all the work for the occasion. Most […]
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Here’s That Playable Drumset Shirt You Want
Here’s one of those shirts that will get you absolutely no ass, but your college buddies with think it’s the shit. It’s an electronic drum kit T-shirt that’s actually playable from ThinkGeek. You tap the corresponding drum or cymbal on the shirt, and suddenly you’re a walking trapset. It’s only $29.99, runs on 4 AA […]
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Lil’ O’Reilly
It’s a scientific fact that everything is 89% more adorable when you “baby-cize” it. What’s cuter than Muppets? Muppet Babies! What’s cuter than corn? Baby corn! What’s cuter than Bill O’Reilly? Lil’ Bill O’Reilly!
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Good Morning, News!!
1.CALM RETURNS TO MARKETS!!! The Dow is up 235 points as of writing this, and Bush is urging congress to pass a second bailout plan. 2.PALIN PALING OUT!!! “I think she has pretty thoroughly – and probably irretrievably – proven that she is not up to the job of being president of the United States,” […]