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Chris Rock takes on Clinton, Palin, and a Moose
Comedian Chris Rock has a new HBO special coming up this week (Sat, Sept 27, 9 pm), but if you need a taste of his barely controlled hilarity, check out this clip of his visit with David Letterman in which Rock goes ballistic on Bill Clinton, and draws a neat comparison between Sarah Palin and […]
Meredith Viera Challenges John McCain
It’s sad that all the real journalists are either on The View or veterans of The View. Via Slog.
SFW Theater Presents: The Banana Bunker!
Hello, and welcome once again to SFW (or Safe for Work) Theater, in which we show videos that on the outset may seem completely porny, but are actually safe for work. Today we are featuring an infomercial for the “Banana Bunker” — a fiendishly clever device that is designed to “sheath” and protect your fragile […]
I Want All of It. That’s What She Said!
The season premiere of The Office isn’t until next Thursday, but do yourself a funny favor with this clip-fest of every single instance of someone saying “That’s what she said” on the show. (Even Stanley gets one in. That’s what she said.)
You’ve Been Warned…
This week, I was lucky enough to find a couple of videos that speak to the real me. One is an incredibly catchy song about cake, featuring a singing kitten! The other is a prairie dog singing Another One Bites the Dust. I’m hoping these two videos will make your Friday afternoon go that much […]
TREKKIE FIGHT!!!
The Wars of the Roses. The Hatfields and the McCoys. 2Pac and Biggie. There have been countless feuds throughout history, and yet none shall compare to what’s quickly proving to be the greatest battle of all time–the vicious, furious, take-no-prisoners blood feud that’s currently boiling between William Shatner and J.J. Abrams. In the following video, […]
How Wet Will You Get?
SEX WITH ANIMALS: For far too long it’s been reserved for adult perverts and Republicans. But now… FINALLY… kids of all ages can enjoy this creepy past time, and it’s all thanks to the amazing new toy, Love and Licks Puppies. Prepare to be disturbed, and roll it!
Trailer: Charlie Kaufman’s Synecdoche, New York.
The only thing that rivals my desire to see this movie is my inability to correctly spell or pronounce its title.
Off-Road Velociraptor Safari!
Off-Road Velociraptor Safari. Those are words that don’t seem like they should go together. But oh, they do! I’ll explain. Yesterday, a friend sent me a link to the trailer for a new game called Jetpack Brontosaurus. It is exactly what you probably imagine. Just in case your imagination isn’t so hot, here’s the trailer: […]
Cakey! The Cake from Outer Space
Ask anyone around the Mercury office and they will tell you that I am absolutely kooky over cake. I’ve even tried to cajole my comrades into putting out an exclusive Mercury cake issue, complete with recipes and contests and fun facts about frosting! But no dice… They’d rather talk about oral sex and bacon. The […]
Good Morning, News!
From the AP: “The worst global financial crisis since the Great Depression forced the Federal Reserve and central banks in other countries to pump billions of dollars into the world’s banking system in an urgent bid to stop further damage.” Hey grumpy Gus! Turn that frown upside down! President Bush is working feverishly to aid […]