Nature Theater of Oklahoma's Romeo and Juliet: Amusing conceit, great actors, but... WHAT DID IT ALL MEAN??

Emily Johnson/Catalyst's The Thank You Bar: You know the girl with the fish on her arms? The one who was on the Mercury cover? I really liked her show.

Tender Forever and Lovers
: Andrew Tonry breaks down the technology in Tender Forever's impressively creative set.

Radoslaw Rychcik/Stefan Zeromski Theatre
: Gives Patrick a panic attack.

Guantanamo Baywatch: "It wasn't art, but it was a good time," says Ned.

And Noah's got some cheap festival picks for those of you on the broke end of the spectrum.