I miss Dr. Ian Malcolm. Another brainiac, Frasier Crane, lived a full second life after Cheers with Frasier. The biggest mistake ever made in the Jurassic Park universe (aside from that gymnast girl in The Lost World, ugh, she was the worst) was Malcolm not getting his own spinoff. Guess who’s got some ideas for Ian Malcom spinoffs, inspired by other successful spinoffs?! I DO.
Better Call Malcolm. Like Better Call Saul, this would place our most charming guy into a less stressful environment where he can problem-solve, quip, and shine without pesky dinosaurs hogging the action.
JP: Miami. Usually nerdy intellectuals don’t like the heat, but Ian Malcolm is amazing with his shirt off so why not? He could solve crimes.
Ian! Like Joey! or Rhoda! This would be challenging because Ian Malcolm would have to be either a bumbling moron or insecure about his looks. YEAH, RIGHT. NEVER MIND!
