- Via.
Because I am not going all the way to Universal Studios Singapore just to find out at the end of the ride that the whole thing was being run by a secret angel. Says Bloomberg:
Tickets to the park were sold out on online [No, I don’t know what “sold out on online” means either. —Ed] yesterday as Universal Studios staged an official reopening of the attraction based on the Battlestar Galactica television series after shutting it down for almost a year to fix a “ride component failure.”
I can only picture a carnie version of Saul Tigh, drunkenly leaning next to the levers that operate the thing. “I don’ know nothin’ about no—*hic*—commonnen’ failure,” he’d slur at the children warily climbing aboard. “You don’ worry ’bout a thing, I swear—*hic*—I swear on my human soul that this thing’s safer’n the Pegasus.”
Via io9.
hear hear!
And at the end everyone on board has to ride the roller coaster again…and again….and again….because time is cyclical and God wants them to or something.
How about a “Mala Noche” roller coaster? At least an informal one on Mount Tabor every weekend.
Damn toaster designed that coaster to trim the heard. What “ride component failure.”