Tonight on TV, do not miss THE TRIALS OF TED HAGGARD (HBO, 8 pm), a documentary about the afterlife of the cock-gobblin’ preacher who fell from homophobic Christianity’s grace.
At 9 pm, it’s the season return of HELL’S KITCHEN (Fox), in which Chef Gordon Ramsay thinks of new ways to humiliate his kitchen of half-ass chefs. (Though I will always retain a soft spot for his phrase, “You stupid fucking donkey!”)
In other news, according to cast member Jeffrey Tambor, the Arrested Devlopment movie is ON, mothereffers! And if that little shit-pants Michael Cera thinks he’s gonna sit out? Tambor will drag his skinny pansy ass onto the set. (Okay, fine. He didn’t put that fine of a point on it.)
Finally, Animal Planet has a USEFUL show: it’s a pet training program appropriately titled, FETCH ME A BEER.
This weekend’s hour long post-Super Bowl edition of THE OFFICE strongly features my favorite character, STANLEY!
Donny Osmond: “I am NOT doing Dancing with the Stars!” Ummm… okay.
Just when you thought America was starting to, you know, “get it,” a Harris poll reveals that Jay Leno is our most beloved television personality. There is no god.
And speaking of a godless world, will you be alone on this Super Bowl Sunday? Then hang out with Arrested Development‘s Will Arnett, Andy Richter, and their Pepsi can!
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THANK GOB.