I would like to thank the Academy for giving me an Oscar wearing a chain and a hat.

  • I would like to thank the Academy for giving me an Oscar wearing a chain and a hat.

The fun starts at 4pm, and goes until we all get too bored or angry or drunk (or all of the above.)

See you Sunday!

Elinor Jones writes the gossip column, THE TRASH REPORT, as well as movie reviews, and dinosaur stuff. She likes your lipstick.