Ummm... say what you will about the I, Anonymous Blog... sometimes it offers very good advice.

When you are first born you learn to cry to get attention, then you learn to crawl so you can eventually walk and be mobile and finally you learn to NEVER FUCKING MICROWAVE FISH AT WORK!!

Or popcorn! Am I right? I bet you have some great advice to offer that the world didn't ask for! Drop it off in the I, Anonymous Blog—where THE MORE YOU KNOW.