There's a crisis in Venezuela, Trump is running roughshod over every presidential norm, and white nationalist terrorists are launching racist, anti-Semitic attacks... and this guy is very concerned about kids using chalk on the sidewalks? From the I, Anonymous Blog, and titled "Chalk It Up":

What’s the deal with you people letting your kids draw on the sidewalks in front of your homes? It’s basically graffiti and teaching them garish bad habits at such an early age solidifies the next generation of taggers. You think I want to see hopscotch outlines and dumb ass animal drawings? Fuck no, I don’t! Lately I’ve been praying for rain but now I’m praying you get a clue. Assholes!

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