Here's a short, but SPICY submission that was sent to the I, Anonymous Blog, titled "Ban the Bar Line."

Portland bartenders! Stop catering to the line at your bar only! Be a big girl city and take care of the whole bar! Look around! Take note of who's next! Serve that person! You can do it! I believe in you!

As always, everyone has AN OPINION, and the discussion is already raging fast and furious in the comments, such as this OPINIONATED PERSON:

I am a very short female. I can't count the many times I've had to physically push my way through patrons for a spot at the bar, get overlooked by the bartenders, and jump up and and down and yell to get noticed. I love lines.

Feel free to weigh in for yourself—and if you have a rant or confession that you'd like to share with the world, submit it to the I, Anonymous Blog... where there's rarely a line.

(ALSO! Don't miss the I, Anonymous Show coming up on March 4 at Curious Comedy Theater! Hilarious comedians read and dissect the weirdest and wackiest I, Anonymous submissions live on stage! GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!)