(And NO, that’s NOT the name of my ’90s pop punk band.) Check out this news footage of a supposed UFO flying around Mexico’s Popocatepetl volcano. I admit my Spanish is TERRIBLE, but I think this news report is about aliens who come to earth to commit suicide in our volcanoes. HEY ALIENS! Sorry your planet doesn’t have progressive “death with dignity” laws—but can you maybe off yourselves on somebody else’s planet? SHEESH!


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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

One reply on “Alien Suicide!”

  1. I have a feeling that if a ship is capable of interstellar travel, it can withstand submerging itself in molten lava. They’re probably setting up a base down there.

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