The mysterious dead animal body count continues to rise! (Is it time to panic yet?)
Four to five thousand blackbirds die and fall from the sky in Arkansas!
500 more birds fall in Louisiana!
100,000 fish mysteriously die in Arkansas, roughly 100 miles away from where those birds perished!
Two million dead fish in Chesapeake Bay!
Thousands of dead doves “hanging like ornaments in trees” in Italy!
Hundreds of dead snapper wash up on beach in New Zealand!
Hundreds of dead fish in Spruce Creek, Florida!
100 tons of dead fish (mostly sardines) wash up in Brazil!
Nearly 100 dead birds found today in Switzerland.
AND as of about an hour ago, hundreds of dead birds discovered in Kentucky.
OMG. Did I miss any? (I swear to god, 4Chan, if you’re behind this, I’M-A GONNA……..)
Canaries in the coal mine……….
Every movie and book I’ve ever read wants me to panic about this.
Someone’s just testing their orbital microwave death ray weapons. Duh.
Aliens.
@Dave Bow, you read movies?
1. Marissa beat me to it.
2. Fall of Babylon.
No, it just happens ALL THE TIME but no one usually cares!!! Sheesh, people…
This was all predicted by Noseussdramus in 1553 in his book “One fish two fish red fish dead fish.”
The international die-offs are probably unrelated. It could just be a case of isolated incidents that are a regular, natural phenomena that happen with the same frequency every year in different parts of the world. But the inexplicable bird deaths in the south are alarming. It’s being reported that these sparrows had no illnesses, and autopsies are revealing internal hemorrhaging. It reminds my of the reports from about a year ago of dozens of beached whales off the California coast line in the immediate wake of Navy sonar tests.
Fifty birds in Sweden: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/05/d…
Devil crabs in Kent:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2…
And people complain about the occassional bird strike by windmills making electricity. Pah
Fowl! The ‘birds’ in Kentucky are chickens. (nom nom)