I was out in Bend this weekend for the Bus Project’s Rebooting Democracy conference and thought you all would get a kick out of some of the names of stores we spotted during the long drive through high desert and snow back to Portland.

• Poles Galore Etc.
• CJ’s Gloves for Hides
• Wet Willy’s Karwash

And then this isn’t exactly a store name, but did you know that Miller’s Ford in Madras has “Ladies Day Tuesday”? Car lot, singles bar… same diff.

Sarah Shay Mirk reported on transportation, sex and gender issues, and politics at the Mercury from 2008-2013. They have gone on to make many things, including countless comics and several books.

8 replies on “Names of Stores in Eastern Oregon”

  1. @ Graham: c’mon. We all know that anything east of 60th Ave is Eastern Oregon, and anything west of NW 23rd is Hillsboro. (NB: If you see water, you are at the coast).

  2. I thought anything East of the mountains was Eastern Oregon? Nothing to do with the actual mid-point, and everything to do with climate and topography?

  3. Don’t sound so ignorant Sarah! It’s called Central Oregon.

    You sound like a typical hipster Portlander who is so out of touch with reality.

    Why didn’t you ride your bike to Bend?

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