This cryptic MISSING poster on East Burnisde.

What item could have been stolen that morning in the Music Millennium men’s room? His laptop? His dignity?
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This cryptic MISSING poster on East Burnisde.

What item could have been stolen that morning in the Music Millennium men’s room? His laptop? His dignity?
Sarah Shay Mirk reported on transportation, sex and gender issues, and politics at the Mercury from 2008-2013. They have gone on to make many things, including countless comics and several books. More by Sarah Shay Mirk
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What he lost is immaterial, it’s what he was doing.
SLY WINK.
His innocence???
He put his cell/glasses down to wash his semen stained hands and left it/them there? I say semen stained to keep the theme of comments spurting forth in a “jivinille” manner.
I didn’t know MM had a glory hole.
Bottle of Jack Daniels hidden in the toilet tank.
He dropped his blown glass pipe for sure.