You’re going to watch the following “Ultimate Exercise Ball Fails Compilation” and say to yourself, “HAWW!! Stupid, stupid people.” And yet I would be more inclined to say, “STUPID, STUPID EXERCISE BALL!” Why? Because in not a single one of these (okay, fine hilarious) clips does an exercise ball stay still and do what it was supposed to—that is to say, make the person jumping on it look super cool! Get with it, Exercise Balls! Stay still! AND STOP BEING SO STUPID!!
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
This is exactly why I keep mine deflated & in the corner of the closet.
May the force stay with you exercise ball! lmao