Counting down the absolute fuckiest things I blogged about in 2010, and here’s a favorite! This dude makes sweet (oh, so sweet) love to a stuffed unicorn as Michael Jackson’s “You are Not Alone” plays in the background. Goddamn it… why do stuffed unicorns get all the luck? (NSFW—not for nudity, but for ass-clenching awkwardness!)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Entertaining, certainly, but why turn off the camera before the unicornholing?
My reaction:
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Just a normal Tuesday night dance at the Sugarland in Williamsburg (this picture does not do it justice): http://www.thelmagazine.com/imager/our-fav…