Tipping is once again in the news (as well it should be)—but this I, Anonymous Blog writer wants to remind you of another group of employees who deserve tips as well….
Please, tip your porn clerks. Yup, we deserve it just as much as your waiters. In fact, we deserve it ten times more than those guys. Why? Because they don’t hear about every awkward, personal and sometimes concerning aspects of your sex lives. Not to say we don’t care about those things, it’s part of our job to help you find exactly what you’re looking for for all of your sexual endeavors, and believe us, we aren’t judging you. We’ve heard it all before. But please, for the love of Nina Hartley herself, tip us. Tip us because you showed us that rash you couldn’t identify while we lace you up in yet another corset, because the first 5 didn’t quite work out for you. Tip us because we’ll keep your secret of buying floggers and spreader bars for your hush-hush new boy toy, not your “boring, vanilla wife”.
Oh boy, and it goes on from there! Read the rest here, and then leave a tip (or rant or confession) of your own in the I, Anonymous Blog—where we keep your secrets, too.
