An I, Anonymous poster takes “stalk” of their drive home in the post Crazy on NE Fremont.

Driving home, I stopped at a crosswalk/bike crossing to let some people cross the street. You leaned on the horn behind me and yelled something I couldn’t hear. Then you followed me home. Well, not home, because when I realized that you were following me, and were likely nuts, the last thing I was going to do was lead you anywhere close to my home. But you followed me through maybe twelve turns in my neighborhood while I tried to lose you, hoping you’d lose interest. You didn’t.

The heights to which a riled-up road-rager will go never fails to astound me. Really? You’d spend 20 minutes tailing someone around a neighborhood, just because you had to wait for 30 seconds? Yep, turns out. This sounds like a case of after-work rage, while the recent Constructive Criticism post sounds like straight-up late-to-work rage. Words of advice: Careful out there, pedestrians, there’s a lot of idgets blustering around in their cars. Hit up the I, Anonymous Blog, where no one will make obscene hand gestures at you (unless you have a web cam).

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