This is one of those instances where I think it’s perfectly fine to watch the following video, calmly close your laptop, fling it out the window, and declare, “I FUCKING QUIT. NOT JUST MY JOB… I’M QUITTING EVERYTHING.”
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Bizarre. Just bizarre. WTF!!!