Okay, the first thing we have to do is go find that computer programmer who works for Skynet and kill him… because DUDE! We cannot abide a future that includes animatronic monkeys!!


Next thing you know, they’ll be throwing their animatronic shit.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_qx7sTvnrb4%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1%26

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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