Okay, the first thing we have to do is go find that computer programmer who works for Skynet and kill him… because DUDE! We cannot abide a future that includes animatronic monkeys!!
Next thing you know, they’ll be throwing their animatronic shit.
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Okay, the first thing we have to do is go find that computer programmer who works for Skynet and kill him… because DUDE! We cannot abide a future that includes animatronic monkeys!!
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Seems like they’d be fun at parties.
Nightmarish, animatronic shit tossing parties.