HEY ZOMBIE ABE LINCOLN! What do you call it when a bunch of faggy liberals steals your hard-won taxes and uses them to feed the homeless? What do you call it? I SAID, WHAT DO YOU CALL IT???
(For Zombie Able Lincoln's answer, watch the following video paid for by Republican Rick Barber for Congress. And if you're not completely creeped out by the end of his ad, hang around for a special song which will take you even further down the horror rabbit hole.)