Hey lady that hopped on the 9 this morning, screamed at the driver to honk at the bus that had passed you, moaned that "Tri-Met" had made you late for work the last two days, proceeded to call the driver a "fucking cunt" and then complained that the bus you got on (the number 9) wasn't going the way you were going - well, where to begin? I know you think that everything is someone else's fault, but take a little personal responsibility. Get up a few minutes earlier and allow yourself a bit more time. Don't scream at people. Don't call people fucking cunts, not at 8 in the morning. Don't blame other people for YOU being late. Besides, you look like you could use the walk fatty.
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