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Wednesday, February 1, 2012

YOU TERRIBLE SHERWOOD INTERSECTION PEOPLE

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, Feb 1, 2012 at 1:34 PM

Scabs on you! A right turn infarction camera. And to a poor Missourian senior no less, driving somewhat slipping at age 74. Price? $284! Need money do ya. Daughter got it, too, a few days later, no less. Shame on your city.

DMH-St. Louis, Mo.

 

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Sherwood? Serves you right.
Posted by Demondog on February 1, 2012 at 2:22 PM · Report
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A camera that causes heart attacks? YOU SHERWOODIAN BEASTS!
Posted by rich bachelor on February 1, 2012 at 2:40 PM · Report
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Scabs on you! Your head should grow in the ground like an onion!
Posted by dogtrot on February 1, 2012 at 2:55 PM · Report
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If your driving is "somewhat slipping" perhaps you should consider giving it up.

You're probably all for following the law to the letter on marijuana possession, immigration etc., but when you get a ticket, suddenly it's all "waaa, I have extenuating circumstances."
Posted by bob on February 1, 2012 at 5:26 PM · Report
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Every year, thousands like poor Missourian senior here come to Sherwood, not suspecting that Big City life will quickly eat them alive.
Posted by geyser on February 2, 2012 at 9:27 AM · Report
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Background music jumps into: City Life by The Blackbyrds.
Posted by Leaky on February 2, 2012 at 12:39 PM · Report
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Thou shalt not pass my intersection
regards
Sir Showstopper of Loxley
Posted by The Showstopper on February 3, 2012 at 4:18 PM · Report
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I don't know about ya'll, but when there is a camera at an intersection in, say, any other city in the known universe that has cameras in its intersections, there are typically things like warning signs saying there is a camera, large poles with cameras hanging off of them nearby large boxes that flash really bright lights, and on top of those, there are usually these bright round red lights indicating that what you are about to do may be at the very least, ill advised and against the local driving code, and at worst, could get you t-boned by someone ignoring said indicator in an opposing direction. If it's such a bother to follow marked road instructions, then do what everyone else in Oregon preaches about incessantly - WALK
Posted by Mangler on February 4, 2012 at 8:10 AM · Report

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