Hey all you hand-waiving stupid motorists! Stop waiving me through the intersection when you clearly got there long before I did on my bicycle. What are you doing anyway? Are you trying to be helpful? Well you’re not! You’re just holding up traffic and confusing everyone. Do you even realize that half the time I cannot see you waving because you bought the gang-banger black SUV with smoked windows?!
Just follow the traffic laws! I know! I know! You are concerned about the cyclist who will undoubtedly dart through the intersection. Again, just follow the traffic laws! When the idiot cyclist ends up on the hood of your car you can stand over his aching body and remind him he should stop at intersections. They need to be taught a lesson.
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