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Saturday, May 17, 2014

Ice Scream, You Scream

Posted by Anonymous on Sat, May 17, 2014 at 10:00 AM

It's not the business's fault their customers are total fucking idiots but here we are. You don't want to have to find parking while your wife runs in to queue for 20 minutes for ice cream. So you double park. Or you block our driveway. You do know there's a parking lot across the street right? If you're going to be a dick you could do it there and be a less lazy. Waiting for a gourmet butts and gold scoop isn't a reason to put on your fucking hazards in the middle of the road. It would be one thing if you weren't one of at least 10 people that do this every day. But hey, your "it's only 10 minutes" adds up with everyone else's.

The rest of you bridge/tunnel people taking selfies in front of the sign, yeah you almost ran into my hand holding the cigarette. Yes you do it all the fucking time. I usually say something apologetic but it's getting to the point to where you idiots make it so people can't walk down the street and I'm starting not to care if I burn a hole in your American Eagle t-shirt.

And oh god, the stairs/lawns/cars around here are not an extension of fancy ice cream shop. People pay $ to live here and it's actually like, private property. That shouldn't be hard for you to understand. So when I come out and light up next to you, don't give me a dirty look.

The owner of the business is actually an incredibly nice and apologetic person. BUT THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE APOLOGIZE BECAUSE THEIR CUSTOMERS THINK EXPENSIVE ICE CREAM ENTITLES THEM TO BE ASSHOLES. JFC

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