When was the first time someone said Shit Happens? Was it to say Shit is a bad thing? Well yeah it is. Did you all think about what you put in your body is going to come out the other side if you eat too much or eat the wrong things?
All the pride in this town about reducing waste. How about reducing the fecal parade overflowing our storm sewers and making restrooms in this town a russian roulette of spackled toilet bowls and horrific odors. All those hopped up micro beers don't exactly digest well with your famous pdx brunchtacular habits do they?
Maybe if you ate only enough to live (like you are supposed to) and ate simple carbed foods instead of gutbombs that you can't digest you would poop a lot less and cut back on your toilet paper habit too.