First of all, ujfoyt's idea should not be wasted on an artist's depiction. I'm thinking live event for charity. I don't think I could even tell you right now how much money I'd give to Outside In to see that.
For the cover, though:
Randy Leonard, wielding a rocket launcher, astride a saddled-and-bridled Lars Larson.
OR
Former BTA lobbyist Michelle Poyouroux (sp?), gripping a giant bolt of lightning, riding a wheelie-popped bicycle on the Hawthorne Bridge wearing the Carrie-Fisher-Jabba's-Palace costume.
the blue angels and tie fighters flying over the made in oregon sign, giant kittens with lazer eyes, swimming pool with debutantes in floss while notorius b.i.g gets interviewed by robin leach in front of the willamette with killer whales jumping and trainers doing handstands on their noses
A viking with a skull head, wearing only a fur loincloth, brandishing a flaming chainsaw, fighting a giant crocodile with razors strapped to its claws. Also the crocodile has a bomb strapped to its head. And Holy Diver is playing in the background.
Hundreds of John Ritter heads emerging from cocoons hanging from the Avatar Tree of Life, with the biggest Big Gulp ever at the base of the tree. But it's surrounded by spikes! In the background is Meghan McCain about to be crushed in a trash compactor, and a secret tube is connecting the compactor to the Big Gulp, aka the new Sap of Life is her guts.
Freddie Mercury singing on top of the Planet Mercury using a broken thermometer as a microphone so that he is covered in Mercury and then have the mic stand fashioned as the Portland city flag poked into the surface to claim the territory for the town. Have some broken up bicycle-powered space ship smoking in the foreground for all the green people.
Wilford Brimley, with the Sword of Omens, on a Pug.
For the cover, though:
Randy Leonard, wielding a rocket launcher, astride a saddled-and-bridled Lars Larson.
OR
Former BTA lobbyist Michelle Poyouroux (sp?), gripping a giant bolt of lightning, riding a wheelie-popped bicycle on the Hawthorne Bridge wearing the Carrie-Fisher-Jabba's-Palace costume.
http://www.brandonbird.com/paintings.html
*A dozen mini-Napoleons on the moon fighting zombie baristas.
*Jesus in a rap battle with Dick Cheney.
*Vampires on bicycles attacking the internation space station.
*A robot Hunter S. Thompson playing tennis in City Hall.