I was watching the video to Victoria Justice’s Disney-style pop hit “Best Friend’s Brother (BFB)” last night because, well, SHUT UP! STOP ASKING SUCH PERSONAL QUESTIONS! Here, can you spot the most offensive thing in this video? Victoria Justice is a beautiful if somewhat-30-something-looking 19-year-old. She’s rich and famous and confident and a rock star. […]
Alex Falcone
Alex is a moderately attractive comedian and Internet celebrity. He writes about philosophy, robots, travel, and himself.
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Apple iPhone 5 Announcement Preview!
I’ve watched every iPhone announcement to date, so I think I’ve got a pretty good handle on them. I’m going to save you time now by running through the iPhone 5 announcement coming up on September 12th as if I’d already seen it, because I pretty much have. Apple makes more money than youAll the […]
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You Don’t Know Me, Pandora… YOU DON’T KNOW ME!!
You know my feelings about robots: they’re just fattening us up on delicious noodles so they can murder us and absorb the precious sugars in our bodies to recharge their batteries. From time to time, I am able suppress my fears and listen to Pandora because it was really good and really free. But something […]
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Robot Apocalypse Updated
You may have heard tales of the fable Robot Chef. You may have even seen the following video. But if you’re not really really scared, you didn’t pay close enough attention. Sure, it sounds nice to replace a human chef with a robot chef for half the cost. But did you catch what the restaurateur […]
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Sins of the Ice Cream Shop
It’s not hot as balls in Portland anymore, so I think my summer of ice cream bingeing is over. But I learned a thing or two that I’d like to pass along to the dessert shop owners of our fine city. There are a couple of mistakes I see ice creameries make that keeps them […]
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Comedy Tour: The Alex Falcone Diaries: And in Conclusion!
[Editor’s Note: Up-and-comer comedian/actor Alex Falcone—who you’ve seen perform with Action/Adventure theater, as well in the live talk show Late Night Action w/ Alex Falcone—will be furnishing semi-regular updates from the road to give us an inside peek at the real life of a struggling comic. Want more Alex? Check out his website and follow […]
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Comedy Tour: The Alex Falcone Diaries: This is the End (Almost)
[Editor’s Note: Up-and-comer comedian/actor Alex Falcone—who you’ve seen perform with Action/Adventure theater, as well in the live talk show Late Night Action w/ Alex Falcone—will be furnishing semi-regular updates from the road to give us an inside peek at the real life of a struggling comic. Want more Alex? Check out his website and follow […]
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Comedy Tour: The Alex Falcone Diaries: Bad Decisions
[Editor’s Note: Up-and-comer comedian/actor Alex Falcone—who you’ve seen perform with Action/Adventure theater, as well in the live talk show Late Night Action w/ Alex Falcone—will be furnishing semi-regular updates from the road to give us an inside peek at the real life of a struggling comic. Want more Alex? Check out his website and follow […]
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Comedy Tour: The Alex Falcone Diaries: The Hustler
[Editor’s Note: Up-and-comer comedian/actor Alex Falcone—who you’ve seen perform with Action/Adventure theater, as well in the live talk show Late Night Action w/ Alex Falcone—will be furnishing semi-regular updates from the road to give us an inside peek at the real life of a struggling comic. Want more Alex? Check out his website and follow […]
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Comedy Tour: The Alex Falcone Diaries:
[Editor’s Note: Up-and-comer comedian/actor Alex Falcone—who you’ve seen perform with Action/Adventure theater, as well in the live talk show Late Night Action w/ Alex Falcone—will be furnishing semi-regular updates from the road to give us an inside peek at the real life of a struggling comic. Want more Alex? Check out his website and follow […]
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Comedy Tour: The Alex Falcone Diaries: Tourist
[Editor’s Note: Up-and-comer comedian/actor Alex Falcone—who you’ve seen perform with Action/Adventure theater, as well in the live talk show Late Night Action w/ Alex Falcone—will be furnishing semi-regular updates from the road to give us an inside peek at the real life of a struggling comic. Want more Alex? Check out his website and follow […]
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Comedy Tour: The Alex Falcone Diaries: Pizza!
[Editor’s Note: Up-and-comer comedian/actor Alex Falcone—who you’ve seen perform with Action/Adventure theater, as well in the live talk show Late Night Action w/ Alex Falcone—will be furnishing semi-regular updates from the road to give us an inside peek at the real life of a struggling comic. Want more Alex? Check out his website and follow […]