This week: A whole lot of EWWWWWW!
Ann Romano
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We Now Return to Our Regularly Scheduled Mass Shooting
We now return to our regularly scheduled mass shooting.
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Wow! Jennifer Lawrence Really Likes the Kardashians! Also, the World Is Falling Apart
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 18 Welcome back to One Day at a Time, dears—and no, we still haven’t seen Mother!, because honestly, the last thing 2017 needs is a two-hour avant-garde allegory that ends with a woman getting beaten to a pulp. However! That isn’t stopping us from reading all the batshit interviews that star Jennifer Lawrence […]
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It’s Just So Insensitive to Talk About Climate Change! (And Ted Cruz Masturbating.)
It’s just so insensitive to talk about climate change! (And Ted Cruz masturbating.)
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Oh, What’s That? We Couldn’t Hear You, Since THE WORLD IS ON FIRE.
Oh, what’s that? We couldn’t hear you, since THE WORLD IS ON FIRE.
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Clowns, clowns, and more clowns. Sorry!
This week: A compelling argument for why clowns should not be allowed to exist.
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One Day at a Time: Dear Taylor Swift, LEARN HOW TO READ THE ROOM!
FRIDAY, AUGUST 25 It’s been a minute since Taylor Swift released one of her shrieking vengeance screeds (read: a new pop song), so we were excited today to hear her latest single, “Look What You Made Me Do.” In it she solemnly announces, “the old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now… why? BECAUSE […]
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Dear Taylor Swift: LEARN HOW TO READ THE ROOM!
Dear Taylor Swift: LEARN HOW TO READ THE ROOM!
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Donald Trump, Steve Bannon, and the Wu-Tang Clan: One of These Things Is Worth Your Respect!
Remember, dears: Never disrespect the Wu-Tang Clan.
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Donald Trump Threatens Nuclear War. Hillary Clinton Watches Wonder Woman. 2017 Is Turning Out Great!
Donald Trump threatens nuclear war. Hillary Clinton watches Wonder Woman. 2017 is turning out great!
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In Which Channing Tatum Saves an Otherwise Horrible Week
In which Channing Tatum saves an otherwise horrible week.
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Ahhh… Enjoy the Crisp, Refreshing Taste of Mitch McConnell’s Tears!
Ahhh… enjoy the crisp, refreshing taste of Mitch McConnell’s tears!