MARLOWE DOBBE Hello, dears! While we could spend our two final columns of the year rehashing the putrid garbage fire of 2017 that included but was not limited to (DEEP BREATH) Muslim bans, Steve Bannon, Hurricanes, MAX murders, terrible proposed GOP health care and tax plans, ICE agents, Tiki-torch racists in Charlottesville, gutted environmental protections, […]
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The Best of 2017 (Part One)
Or, Yes! Actual Okay Things Happened This Year!
Hello, dears! While we could spend our two final columns of the year rehashing the putrid garbage fire of 2017 that included but was not limited to (DEEP BREATH) Muslim bans, Steve Bannon, Hurricanes, MAX murders, terrible proposed GOP health care and tax plans, ICE agents, Tiki-torch racists in Charlottesville, gutted environmental protections, North Korean […]
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One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
Hey, neat! Our heart has been frozen into an ice-sharpened chunk of sadness and despair!
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One Day at a Time
So… Are Any Other Royals Looking to Import a Bride?
So… are any other royals looking to import a bride?
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One Day at a Time
It’s 2017. Do YOU Know Where Al Franken’s Hand Is?
It’s 2017. Do YOU know where Al Franken’s hand is?
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One Day at a Time: The Week in Review
Drake: HOORAY! Al Franken: HISSSS!
Drake: HOORAY! Al Franken: HISSSS!
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One Day at a Time
EWWWWWWW! (Please Hand Us a Wet Wipe.)
EWWWWWWW! (Please hand us a wet wipe.)
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One Day at a Time
Yay! Good News! (To Be Immediately Followed by Bad News)
We actually have some good news? What?! (Don’t worry! Something awful will happen later!)
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One Day at a Time: Oh, the Evil That Men Do
DERP MARK WILSON / GETTY IMAGES And “the evil that men do” continues! As we reported last week, fedora-wearing alleged sexual harasser James Toback (best known for films you’ve never heard of) has been accused by more than 300 women (300!!) of very similar sexual abuses. He’s denying all 300 allegations, because after all, he’s […]
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Kid Rock Isn’t Running for Senate! :D Mark Cuban Is Running for President! :(
Kid Rock isn’t running for senate! 😀 Mark Cuban is running for president! 🙁
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One Day at a Time
Meet Our New BFFs: Jimmy Kimmel, Larry Flynt, and Some Idiot from Blink-182!
Meet our new BFFs: Jimmy Kimmel, Larry Flynt, and some idiot from Blink-182!
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One Day at a Time
How Would You Fare In an “IQ Test” with Donald Trump?
How would you fare in an “IQ test” with Donald Trump?