Ugh. FINE. We’ll pay attention to Game of Thrones.
Ann Romano
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Earth’s Entering Its Sixth Mass Extinction? TIME FOR ANOTHER MARTINI, DEARS
Earth’s entering its sixth mass extinction? TIME FOR ANOTHER MARTINI, DEARS
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Don’t Panic, Dears, But It Appears Trump Actually Has Someone Competent Working For Him
POOL / GETTY Welcome back to One Day at a Time, dears—where, every week, we have a lot of fun thanks to the dumbass ineptitude of Donald Trump and his dipshit cronies. So—y’know, just to switch things up for a quick minute—let’s give a shout out to Trump’s single dipshit crony who’s really good at […]
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Featuring Hubby Kip in a Star-Spangled Speedo! (Sorry.)
Featuring Hubby Kip in a star-spangled Speedo! (Sorry.)
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Michelle Rodriguez Is Wonderful. Mitch McConnell Is a Turtle.
Michelle Rodriguez is wonderful. Mitch McConnell is a turtle.
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One Day at a Time: Steve Bannon Objectifies Spicey
Alex Wong / Getty TUESDAY, JUNE 20RUMOR ALERT! Inept White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer, AKA “Li’l Spicey,” might be getting shit-canned! According to CNN, the White House is “mulling a new role” for Li’l Spicey—one “that would take him away from the podium and into a different role inside the West Wing.” It’s tempting […]
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This Week in American Politics: Sean Got Fatter.
This week in American politics: Sean got fatter.
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One Day at a Time: Trump and the GOP’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week
DONALD TRUMP “What, is it 4 am already? Well, time to write an unhinged tweet.” Pool / Getty MONDAY, JUNE 12 Greetings, loved ones! You know, as Donald Trump—who lost the popular vote by 2,864,974 votes, don’tchaknow—continues to use the Constitution as his personal wet wipe, it’s easy to forget there are other terrible people […]
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Trump and the GOP’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week.
Trump and the GOP’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week.
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Happy Comey Week! (Are You Getting Us an Impeachment?)
Happy Comey Week! (Are you getting us an impeachment?)
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One Day at a Time: Oh, Waiter? We Need a Refill for Our Goblet of Male Tears.
JARED KUSHNER White male tear receptacle. Getty MONDAY, MAY 29 Welcome back to One Day at a Time, dears, where we grow strong by drinking the tears of whimpering men. And this week’s whimpering men are weeping up a flood! The mighty deluge was brought about by news that the Alamo Drafthouse theater in Austin, […]
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Oh, Waiter? We Need a Refill for Our Goblet of Male Tears. Thx!
Oh, waiter? We need a refill for our goblet of male tears. Thx!