Portland Public Schools is BRAINWASHING OUR CHILDREN! (And other stupid, wrong thoughts from the Multnomah County Republicans.)
Ann Romano
One Day at a Time: Mystery of the Beyoncรฉ Biter… SOLVED
SATURDAY, MARCH 31 Crackpot of the Year M. BROWN / GETTY IMAGES Speaking of TV shows that could use a good corporate boycotting, ABCโs old-timey sitcom Roseanne returned to the airwaves this week, with one major twist: Trump supporter Roseanne Barr has also transformed her character Roseanne Conner into a Trump supporter. All together now: […]
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Let’s solve… the mystery of the Beyoncé biter!
One Day at a Time: Ben Affleck Still Has His Back Tattoo, and oh, Sweetie, Just… No
MARLOWE DOBBE MONDAY, MARCH 19 Dearest darling dears: Welcome back to One Day at a Time, where you can always find the latest news about Ben Affleckโs massive back tattoo depicting a phoenix rising from the ashes! (Cโmon, rich white men! DO BETTER.) As you undoubtedly recall, Benny has previously denied the existence of his […]
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Ben Affleck still has his back tattoo… DO NOT CONGRATULATE!
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Watch out, universe! No, for real, watch out—America is going to have a “Space Force.”
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Featuring fish-man dildos, Russian collusion, and Katy Perry: nun killer!
One Day at a Time: Hope Hicks’ Clone
ATTACK OF THE CLONES UROS LUNJA / GETTY IMAGES SATURDAY, MARCH 3 And now, the story youโve been begging to hear, โBarbra Streisand Cloned Her Dogโ… right after this quick word about Stormy Danielsโ vagina and Donald Trumpโs penis. According to the Washington Post, Stormyโs scandalous affair with Trump was almost revealed days before the […]
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One more reason to love dicks!
One Day at a Time: The Return of (Gasp!) Kevin Federline?!?
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 24 Remember the mid-00s, when One Day would spend a gas tanker full of ink every week on Kevin Federline and his sad bride Britney Spears? Well, like a ghost rising from a pile of Ed Hardy shirts, Kevin has returned! According to the Blast, Kevinโs lawyer wants to revisit the pairโs 2008 […]
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In which Fergie finds a way to make Trump’s America even worse.
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All hail Stormy Daniels, our goddess and savior!
