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Portland Public Schools is BRAINWASHING OUR CHILDREN! (And other stupid, wrong thoughts from the Multnomah County Republicans.)
SATURDAY, MARCH 31 Crackpot of the Year M. BROWN / GETTY IMAGES Speaking of TV shows that could use a good corporate boycotting, ABC’s old-timey sitcom Roseanne returned to the airwaves this week, with one major twist: Trump supporter Roseanne Barr has also transformed her character Roseanne Conner into a Trump supporter. All together now: […]
Let’s solve… the mystery of the Beyoncé biter!
MARLOWE DOBBE MONDAY, MARCH 19 Dearest darling dears: Welcome back to One Day at a Time, where you can always find the latest news about Ben Affleck’s massive back tattoo depicting a phoenix rising from the ashes! (C’mon, rich white men! DO BETTER.) As you undoubtedly recall, Benny has previously denied the existence of his […]
Ben Affleck still has his back tattoo… DO NOT CONGRATULATE!
Watch out, universe! No, for real, watch out—America is going to have a “Space Force.”
Featuring fish-man dildos, Russian collusion, and Katy Perry: nun killer!
ATTACK OF THE CLONES UROS LUNJA / GETTY IMAGES SATURDAY, MARCH 3 And now, the story you’ve been begging to hear, “Barbra Streisand Cloned Her Dog”… right after this quick word about Stormy Daniels’ vagina and Donald Trump’s penis. According to the Washington Post, Stormy’s scandalous affair with Trump was almost revealed days before the […]
One more reason to love dicks!
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 24 Remember the mid-00s, when One Day would spend a gas tanker full of ink every week on Kevin Federline and his sad bride Britney Spears? Well, like a ghost rising from a pile of Ed Hardy shirts, Kevin has returned! According to the Blast, Kevin’s lawyer wants to revisit the pair’s 2008 […]
In which Fergie finds a way to make Trump’s America even worse.
All hail Stormy Daniels, our goddess and savior!
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