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Holiday traumedy 4 u. Ugly backstory, I was kicked out of my family a long time ago for being gay and was never invited back. I have mostly moved on with the pieces and made peace with it. I still occasionally hear from a family friend who holds out hope that the situation can be […]

People have long said that you can smell Greeley, CO long before you actually see the town. This is because Greeley is home to one of the largest slaughterhouses in the country and it’s the town’s biggest company. The JBS slaughterhouse there kills more cows per month than there are residents in the town. The […]

In August, I went to your business for the first time. As I was exiting the building on my own terms, the bouncer hostilely informed me that I could not take my glass of water outside. I was visibly annoyed with his tone but immediately complied, putting the glass down. Does this exchange warrant your employee […]

I woke up this morning to find that last night I stepped in dog poop and tracked it all over my living room. This confirms a take that has been brewing in my mind for a while. Irresponsible dog owners are way more of a public nuisance than people living outside! “well homeless people also-” […]

You give millions to the MAGA party. Fuck Nike.

Thanks for taking away one of my favorite venues. You say its because you were losing cash, but we all know you got a huge grant from covid, a loan from your parents, bought horses, and basically ignored your business; and whined about it. Look, give up, just fucking give up – stop bringing everything […]

I saw you today for just a bit. You were talking like you’re really feeling down and the shit weather is getting to you, but joking your way through like you do. We exchanged silly fake smiles like we’re not feeling empty inside. I wanted to just give you a hug. The truth is you […]

The reason rent is unbearable and homelessness shapes our lives now is because the same small, self-reinforcing circle of elite thinkers has had a monopoly on “serious economic ideas” for forty years. It’s a closed ecosystem where columnists, policymakers, think-tank economists, and university insiders circulate one another’s arguments until they harden into consensus. That consensus, […]

This is purely hypothetical, but let’s say you are an unpopular, economy destroying, rapist, swindler, president, who has had a barely concealed close relationship with a know pedophile. If some desperate autocrat, in a crumbling country, had, say video evidence of your misbehavior with underage girls, would you be willing to bend to that autocrats […]

Just have a quick minute to bitch about how cold it is on the MAX train I’m on. It’s what? 40 degrees Fahrenheit out? Why is the air conditioning on? It’s fucking freezing in here. People are visibly cold (even while dressed warm). WTF.

We really need, as a society, to start using the correct words to describe things. A prime example is an article in today’s Oregonian that reads, “Trump’s Breakup with Marjorie Taylor Greene Shakes Up MAGA”. When what they really mean is, ‘Trumps FALLOUT with Marjorie…’. I get it that they want to stay current and […]

Y’know, every now and then. I think you might like to hear something from us. Nice and easy. But there’s just one thing. You see, we never, ever do nothing. We always do it nice and rough. So we’re going to take the beginning of this song. And do it easy. But then we’re going […]