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I lost all my contacts. My number has changed, multiple times. I am being encouraged to build upon a false narrative. A false past. A clean slate, a story that is “permissible” to move forward. With those who are less than trustworthy or truthful. No questions are allowed. I did not willingly sign up for […]

Sorry lady but nobody likes their landlord. In fact, several massive civil conflicts (“revolutions” one might say) have been waged around the world about this matter, regarding which tenants are pretty universally united: rent sucks. If you want people to be happy with your work, maybe you should get a job that helps people rather […]

Crows are supposed to fall asleep after sundown. By tradition, they gather to squawk the daily news before roosting when daylight dips. Humans, pre-historically, have been similar. Of course, we have fingers, which let us hold a needle for sewing, hold flint and pyrite for lighting fire, or hold gauze and set a splint. Crows […]

Been loving my time in Portland so far. I even got invited to my first orgy! It was supposed to be a post Christmas bash and I decided to get ready for it properly and timed my ‘enhancement’ to kick in right near the start. Unfortunately, it was cancelled last minute and I was left […]

One of my favorite days of the year, December 26. No more fucking Christmas music!

Thank you to all the bus/MAX drivers who keep it warm inside. Nothing sucks more than being soaking wet and being stuck on somebody’s bus with zero heat and most of the windows open. It’s official winter and it can get quite cold. Even the vibe can get kind of dark and make everyone, not […]

I just looked up what this hairstyle of cut is considered because of some boy at work who clearly takes pride in that fluff on the top of his head that flows down to the bangs just above his eyes that he’s always kind of flipping that hair out of his eyes but it always […]

Here to bash the WW for their recent issue cover photo. WTF is this blurry pixelated poorly-lit-shady-basement mess of a print? Never more in my life have I felt my desire to eat oysters escape my body and transcend into the astral plane. What is this? This sad joke, it isn’t tongue in cheek, it […]

I know deep down that the Winter Solstice Great Gathering of The Crows has something to do with the two Ravens they keep hidden up at the Zoo. Why are we not allowed to see these Ravens? Why are the workers never allowed to speak when they are in the Raven Facility? Who’s paying for […]

Particularly thuggish appearing creepoids who look as though they’ve stuffed motel towels under their shirts, driving big ass SUV pieces of shit decked out with spot lights (but nothing designating them as an official p.o.s.) currently populating the cheap motels around Delta Park. Emphasis “cheap.”

As a quasi-successful artist and small business owner, I am asked all the time: “Why don’t you open a shop in Portland? People here love your stuff!” Here’s why: commercial rent is insane and untethered from economic reality. There is simply no foot traffic in this relatively small city to justify these asking prices. After […]

I see a lot of people who get passionate about change in our world to care about people but I don’t see a lot of day to day action. Daily interactions are filled with people rushing, becoming easily frustrated and harshly judging others without consideration. Claiming to care about people while judging those who struggle, […]