Anonymous

Anxious in my skin when I attempt to talk or be in a crowded room…in a room with more than a hand full of people. I used to be filled with energy to give myself to the cause but now I cant seem to sort and bag apples in a room filled with a cacophony […]

You did not “find” my cat. You kidnapped my cat. MY cat is unchipped, unvetted, uncollared. It kills things for a living and tortures small animals for pleasure. It eats baby rabbit face. I generally don’t touch it. You deserve all the scratches you get, you fucking do-gooder.

All around me, I see people drifting through life like it is endless free credit. Never taking stock of their mistakes, never owning the consequences until it is too late. Unless you act while you can, unless you humble yourself and make amends, life will not wait to remind you. Some might think that retconning […]

If you have a weird shaped business card, I hate you

Monday around 5pm. Way to double park and just leave your stupid ass Amazon vehicle there to block our bus from getting through, backing up traffic for God knows how far (and for like ten full minutes, if not longer). Think about how many people you made late that didn’t have to be, if you […]

Hey, noisy car guy, let me help you. I’ve had a wife, daughters, a mother, a sister, hundreds of female coworkers, a couple of girlfriends, a couple of hot neighbors. Not one of them has ever said, “You know, a noisy car really turns me on.” Not one of them has ever said “I’d do […]

In response to “Kroger Crime Family” and Oregon’s new ID swipe law. Giving your ID to private companies to ab/used can be entirely avoided by carrying a Passport Card. Passport Cards display less personal information than a Driver License and contain no barcode that can be scanned. On the back is a unique number that […]

The Fred Meyer clerk who grabbed my ID in November and scanned it before I could say anything could see the white in my hair and said he knew I was well over 21, but it was Kroger store policy. I told him it violated Oregon law, and he said, “I don’t think so.” I […]

I lost all my contacts. My number has changed, multiple times. I am being encouraged to build upon a false narrative. A false past. A clean slate, a story that is “permissible” to move forward. With those who are less than trustworthy or truthful. No questions are allowed. I did not willingly sign up for […]

Sorry lady but nobody likes their landlord. In fact, several massive civil conflicts (“revolutions” one might say) have been waged around the world about this matter, regarding which tenants are pretty universally united: rent sucks. If you want people to be happy with your work, maybe you should get a job that helps people rather […]

Crows are supposed to fall asleep after sundown. By tradition, they gather to squawk the daily news before roosting when daylight dips. Humans, pre-historically, have been similar. Of course, we have fingers, which let us hold a needle for sewing, hold flint and pyrite for lighting fire, or hold gauze and set a splint. Crows […]

Been loving my time in Portland so far. I even got invited to my first orgy! It was supposed to be a post Christmas bash and I decided to get ready for it properly and timed my ‘enhancement’ to kick in right near the start. Unfortunately, it was cancelled last minute and I was left […]