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Re: “Bamboozled by Boners”So basically what is going on in the realm of massage therapy is this: If you are male and you accidentally get a boner while getting a massage, you forfeit the right to have the massage you paid for completed. It seems to me that this is a bullshit argument. If having […]

Crazy people, I get that I must have one of those faces. I like to smile at people on the street because, you know, it’s a nice thing to do. But it’s not an invitation to follow me, or tell me about your Schwinn or go on some tirade about Newports to Newport News or […]

To the Beaverton Fred Meyers cashier that checked me out on Tuesday, I hope you didn’t get written up. I asked for $10 cash back and we were busy talking, you handed me my receipt and commented the ridiculousness of the coupons that printed out. I agreed and smiled and walked away. 11 miles later […]

It’s a gym shower, not a bath house or glory hole. What the hell are you thinking? Sure, a lot of guys vigorously clean their dicks after their workout, but there’s a big difference between a thorough scrubbing and what you were doing. You were fully erect, had the four fingers under/thumb over grip and […]

To the schmuck on the 19 downtown yesterday around 5pm, who felt it was more important that he sit next to his girlfriend than the lady who was on the bus before him use the seat: what the fuck is wrong with you? She was there first, why should she have to stand so you […]

To the lady in Fred Meyer’s parking lot on Lombard:I’m very sorry I screamed at you today. Though there’s no excuse for my behavior, there are some extenuating circumstances you may not be aware of: I’m a new father of a three-month-old baby. I was pushing her in the stroller, when you backed out of […]

I used to smoke cigarettes and if I’d known how bad I smelled I would’ve quit a lot sooner. In short smokers, you reek. If you are even within 20 feet of me I can smell your smoke and if you come within 5 after smoking I can smell your now nasty breath. You’re sooooo […]

While its a nice of the city to help Tri-Met and give school kids a bus pass do they realize that most of them only use the damn thing to go a couple of stops at most? Service comes to a stand still because scads of pre/teens wait more than 20 minutes in order to […]

What’s with all the baby carriages on Tri-Met? They take up enough space for 3 more people and most of the time the “drivers” of these large space sucking pieces of future landfill are just using the damn thing to lug around more crap then they’ll ever need. Ever try actually holding your baby? S/he […]

I realize you are interested in not having any more buses crash into innocent pedestrians, but do your fucking buses have to talk so damn loud? I dutifully commute on your buses everyday, and all I want to do is read a book in peace. But your buses have to loudly announce every stop inside […]

hey people at work: i hate you. i guess not all of you, but most of you. i don’t care about what your last marathon time was, i don’t care which microbrew you drank last night, and i don’t care what you did on your vacation. the only reason i tolerate the bullshit coming out […]